Misha Ross

Misha Ross

"Misha Ross is perhaps one of the most highly guarded secrets of the
United States military. Beyond that, I am not at liberty to say more."
-General Michael V. Hayden, Director of CIA

"Yeah, yeah I worked with her on a lot of cases. She's got mad
talent-people say I'm like a male version of Misha Ross."
-Jack Bauer

"What? SHE'S HERE? Oh no, please don't make her come in, I'll do
anything you want! Please! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
-Chuck Norris

Batman. Superman. Wonderwoman. Ironman. The Incredible Hulk. Sure, they're pretty cool. But on November 11, 1987, a meteor crashed into Earth, revealing nothing more than a baby in a basket in the center of a 7 mile diameter crater. A nearby family took pity on the baby and
welcomed her into their home, knowing someday, she would need to know the truth about her past...

Growing up in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Misha Ross knew nothing of her past nor what lay in store for her. But from the beginning, she knew she was different from other children. While her classmates were picking their noses and playing tag, Misha was becoming fluent in French, Russian, Italian, Spanish, Mayan, Mandarin, Gibberish, and a recently discovered alien language known to the CIA simply as "gooferschniyzle". After graduating from high school, Misha planned to attend the University of New Mexico. It was then that she was approached by a secret society of superheroes known as "Team Awesome". There, she learned of her strange arrival to Earth and began an intense training program where she learned the art of arguing
effectively in a large group setting and how to act as a governing body of a country. Oh yeah, she also underwent the most intensive military training program known in the history of the United States. With her new-found knowledge, Misha attended the University of New
Mexico and currently poses as a rising senior majoring in International Relations and a member of the UNM Model United Nations team. Speculation indicates that Misha is periodically contacted by "Team Awesome" and sent on missions to save the world while posing as a tourist, as indicated by her Facebook pictures from her trips to Ireland, Paris, Mexico, Amsterdam, and other places.

In fact, most of the world's mysteries are somehow connected with this remarkable young woman. The Bermuda Triangle? Misha Ross. The Dead Sea Scrolls? Misha Ross. The Da Vinci Code? Actually, this one was partly Misha, partly Ironman. But we don't need to go into details. And this summer, ladies and gentlemen, Misha will be in Anhui, China with Learning
Enterprises. But whether her activities are limited to teaching English in rural China or not is classified information.